I can write songs to order, like a job. Some songs come faster that others: Bohemian Rhapsody I had to work at like crazy. I just wanted that kind of song. Crazy Little Thing Called Love took me five or ten minutes. I did that on the guitar, which I can't play for nuts, and in one way it was quite a good thing because I was restricted, knowing only a few chords. It's a good discipline because I simply had to write within a small framework. I couldn't work through too many chords and because of that restriction I wrote a good song, I think.